Sunday, July 27, 2014

ESPN is the Worldwide Leader in Sloppy Journalism

Yesterday, in the Canadian Football League (CFL), the Toronto Argonauts battled the Saskatchewan Roughriders.  The game was also nationally televised on ESPN2 - either times are changing, or we're just that bored because it's the middle of July.  Either way, good for the CFL!

ESPN promoted the game earlier this week on some of their broadcasts, here's a screenshot:




To the casual observer, there's nothing unusual.  To a CFL fan, they'd at least know that the Toronto Argonauts logo on top was correct.  However, they would be a bit confused about the logo on the bottom intended to represent Saskatchewan.  Here's the Saskatchewan Roughriders logo:



I think somebody at ESPN was asleep at the wheel.  So what logo did they use?  It's the Frisco RoughRiders, AA baseball affiliate for the Texas Rangers.  Here's a closer look at their logo:



Even if the person in the control room was confused about which Roughriders team they were supposed to show, you'd think the word "Frisco" plastered across the top of the logo would be a red flag.  Not only was it the wrong team, it was the wrong sport, in the wrong country.  The color scheme wasn't even the same.  I might have cut them some slack if they used the Michigan State logo.

Maybe the person responsible for proofing logos at ESPN is the same person that fact-checked the College Gameday feature on Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend.




Thursday, July 17, 2014

Unicameralism: Half the Government, Double the Fun!



Last week, I took a family road trip to Nebraska.  It was a quiet, relaxing trip.  Perhaps one of the highlights though, was our day in Lincoln, during which we toured the state capital building.  On this tour, I learned one of the most mesmerizing facts about ANY state government: Nebraska is the ONLY state in the union to use unicameral legislature.  "What is unicameralism?" you may ask.  Great question... I sure didn't know.  All the other state governments, as well as the Federal Government, use 2 houses of representatives, or a "bicameral" legislation: a Congress and a Senate.  Nebraska, on the other hand, only has a Senate.  There are 49 Senators each representing about 35,000 citizens.  Why in the world would they adopt such a format?  A unicameral legislation is ultimately more cost-effective and efficient:


  • Fewer stalemates between the two houses
  • More accountability for representatives
  • Reduced staffing costs
  • Currently, houses negotiate their differences through "conference committees," a bureaucratic waste of time and resources.  In the unicameral system, this would be eliminated.
  • Much simpler process for passing bills
  • Fewer opportunities for influence from lobbyists

As the tour continued, I couldn't shake the thought: "what if we applied this model to the Federal Government."

Case Study: New York State



Before we look at the big picture, I think you can appreciate Nebraska's unicameral model better if we contrast it to a state where bicameralism has failed miserably.  I was a resident of New York State from 2006-2009.  As I tried to learn more about my local government, I observed a complete mess, the climax of which, hitting in 2009:
  • March 29- Both the General Assembly (what New York State refers to as it's Congress or House of Representatives) and the Senate had been struggling to reach an agreement on the state budget by the April 1 deadline.  Behind closed doors, Governor David Patterson, along with the Speaker of the General Assembly and Senate Majority leader, hash out an outline for said budget
  • June 8 - Two Democratic Senate leaders, Hiram Monserrate and Pedro Espada, form a coup with the Republican members, essentially agreeing to "vote Republican," thus giving the GOP a 32-30 majority rule.
  • June 15: Monserrate decided to side with the Democrats again, causing a 31-31 split.  The result was a month-long stalemate, in which both sides resorted to childish name-calling and attempting to lock each other out of the Senate chamber... seriously, Democrats sat in the chamber with the doors locked, and the Republicans were scrambling to find a janitor or anyone with keys!
  • July 8: the Lieutenant Governor's seat was vacant at the time.  Patterson had been appointed governor a year earlier because his predecessor, Elliot Spitzer, was busted in a prostitution scandal.  Patterson tried to appoint a Lieutenant Governor to break the tie, but then Attorney General (now Governor) Andrew Cuomo deemed the appointment illegal. 
  • July 9: Espada decided to return to the Democrat side, effectively ending the crisis.  For one month, nothing got accomplished, Senators still received paychecks, the General Assembly could not move anything forward, and New York tax dollars essentially went to waste.

I could not believe the utter incompetence I was witnessing.  In September of that year, I attended the Hamilton County Republican Picnic (Yes, that's a real thing; if you're too cool to vote, yes, it's as lame as it sounds; if you're a political junkie, yes, it's as awesome as it sounds!).  I had the opportunity to speak face-to-face with our State Senator at the time, Betty Little.  I asked her candidly how such a debacle could ever be allowed to happen and where the accountability was.  Her answer was underwhelming, but there was one portion of it that has always stuck out as peculiar to me - she referred to New York State Senate meetings as "New York City Council Meetings II."  She flat out admitted that there were segments of the population whose voices were not heard.  Our legislative branch was broken.

I left New York disgusted and in desire of radical change.  Around the same time, former US Congressman Rick Lazio wrote a brief, but compelling piece for the New York Times citing the recent debacle in Albany as an example of why New York could use the unicameral system.  I was unaware of both the article and unicameralism at at the time (I just came across it this week), but had I read it then, I would have been fully on that band wagon much sooner.  Let's take the New York model of disaster, see if we can draw parallels to the Federal government, and look at how Nebraska can be an example for the entire country.

Trim the Fat


In case you haven't noticed, our government is very inefficient.  It takes FOREVER for bills to pass, our spending gradually increases while cost-cutting measures actually decrease, the two houses constantly bicker, and most representatives seem to only have their political careers in mind rather than the interests of the people they are "serving."  It's a mess and disgrace.

New York barely passed a budget on time in 2009, and even then, it was behind closed doors with a lot of pork spending attached to it.  The U.S. representatives are no different.  How many years in a row have we heard threats of a "government shut down" if a budget isn't passed in time?  How many years has it been now where the solution is to raise the debt ceiling, only punting the problem to a later date?  If these clowns were accountants at a Fortune 500 company, they would have been fired a long time ago.  Currently, we have a combined 535 representatives between Congress and the Senate.  That's 535 salaries the US tax dollars are supporting right now to do nothing for this country.  Here's a thought: if they can't come up with cost-cutting measures to get out of debt, we can save money by cutting the number of salaries in half!

Reduce the Chatter


As mentioned before, states and our Federal Government use "conference committees" to negotiate differences between the 2 houses.  Remember the first point in the New York case study?  After months of negotiation between two houses, the final decision came down to 3 men in a closed room.  This happens in Washington all the time.  What that means for you and I is that we go from having a collective body representing the entire population and making the important decisions for our country, to just a handful of people deciding what's important behind closed doors. Furthermore, these snakes tend to solve their differences by making shady deals behind those same closed doors.  I don't know about you, but that's not the kind of cronyism I intended my votes or tax dollars to go to!  

Get 'er Done


As Lazio aptly mentioned, the New York legislature moves at a snail's pace because the two houses can't agree on anything.  Sound familiar?  With one house, a decision gets made much sooner, and once it's passed, it's done!

Critics will argue this will lead to poorly thought out, hastily-made decisions.  Hmmmm.  Poorly thought out, hastily-made decisions.  Where have I heard that before?  I seem to remember our now very-flawed Affordable Health Care Act being passed overnight.  I believe opponents referred to it as "shoved down people's throats."  Keep in mind, the bill was almost 2,000 page long.  Surely all 535 representatives had plenty of time for that leisurely read before voting.... right?  

In this case, I'll take the pro over the con.  I'd rather have fewer representatives able to think more clearly with less chatter, thereby making decisions with less bickering.  In other words - leaders who can accomplish something!

Can you hear me now?


One concern of the unicameral system, is that if we just went to a body of Senators, the individual pockets of voices around the country are no longer heard.  However, in the words of the State Senator I cited earlier, that's already the case.  Let's be honest, how many of you reading this actually feel like you're concerns are being addressed at the state and national level?  Right now, we have too many career politicians (I could write a whole separate blog on term limits) more concerned about advancing their careers than serving the people who voted them in.

In a unicameral system, there's more accountability.  If something doesn't get passed, leaders can't blame members of the other house for not doing their part.  Many people also don't even know who their representatives are these days.  Part of that is due to apathy, but the other part of that is sheer number: 535.  I barely have that many friends on Facebook, more than half of whom I haven't spoken to in years!  How are we supposed to keep track of so many representatives?  I believe that in addition to term limits, a smaller crowd to hide behind and no second house to punt to would make a lot of politicians take the voice of the people more seriously.


How would this work?



I don't know.  But there are smarter people than me that could figure that out.  What I do know, is that if it were to happen, I'd gladly volunteer to hand out the pink slips to the Congressmen and Senators that would get released.  I'd even wear a pink tutu and plastic wings, calling myself the pink slip fairy - prancing up and down the halls of capital hill putting pink slips under office doors.  Bye Bye Nancy Pelosi. Hasta La Vista John Boehner (yes, this is a bi-partisan axing!) Sayonara Barbara Boxer.  Smell ya later Bob Casey Jr.  You get the picture.

I understand that this likely will never happen.  The people in charge have gained too much power to ever prevent a sweeping reform like this from ever happening.  And that's the real problem.  Our government is supposed to be by the people and for the people.  Now it's by the people who bother to show up to the polls and for the politicians.  So let me scale back my previous suggestion.  Why don't we start by getting educated (who is your representative?).  Go vote (when's your next general election?).  And when the people in charge don't do their job, write them a letter.  There may be 535 representatives, but there's like 535 million citizens.  If the squeaky wheel gets the grease, a noisy engine gets full-scale transmission work.



Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Our Trip to Nebraska told through Stacy Memes

We just got back from a family vacation last night.  We drove to Nebraska and back to visit my sister-in-law.  I thought the best way to sum up our road trip was through some highlights as told by my wife:






Next week's blog will be about my favorite thing I learned in Nebraska. You'll have to check back to find out what it is.

In the meantime, if need the back story on Stacy Memes, take some time to familiarize yourself. 

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Mid-Year Resolutions

This week, we'll be celebrating the 4th of July, and there will be sure to be fireworks a plenty.  About 6 months ago, we celebrated another holiday, quite possibly with fireworks - New Years.  Many of you may have been at a party, others perhaps at a concert winding down with Auld Lang Syne, while others might have sat quietly at home watching Carson Daily make a tool of himself while waiting for the ball to drop in Times Square.  Regardless of circumstances, countless people around the world had the common denominator of the infamous New Year resolution(s).

Fortunately for this young lady, these glasses
will come in handy again in the year 4102
While I am hesitant to use the term "resolution," I'll admit that I use the time to set some goals for the year.  Not so much a "I'm going to stop this," or "I'm going to start this," but rather look at how I can improve what I'm already doing.  For me personally, this mentality makes it easier to check on these goals throughout the year.  Because isn't that the problem with most resolutions?  They tend to fall apart about a month into the New Year.

So, this 4th of July weekend, after you've done your patriotic duty of eating lots of BBQ and ice cream, followed by blowing mini craters out of your back yard, I want to encourage you to hop into the time machine and re-live New Years 2014.  If you made a resolution, how are you doing?  Have you kept it?  If not, what can you do to get back on track?  If you didn't make one, why not do it now?  When you think about it, do you really need the calendar to read January in order to resolve something?  Besides, if you're afraid of making a resolution for fear of being a conformist, I'm sure there aren't too many people making July resolutions - that practically guarantees hipster status!

My wife and I were two months into our marriage in January.  So for us, we weren't just setting annual goals, it was an ideal time for us to start making some life goals.  In the next few moments, I want to review three areas we talked about.  I won't necessarily share the specifics of our goals (despite all the time we both spend on social media, we like to enjoy some level of privacy), but rather look at why these are important areas for everyone to be evaluating on a regular basis.

Fitness


This is probably the biggest bugaboo for most people. I'm sure there's like a hundred Buzzfeed lists for most popular New Years resolutions and least kept resolutions, and working out/losing weight is at the top of each one.  I'm not going to waste my time or yours trying to prove this through case studies and surveys - the proof is in the gym.  I'm proud to say I exercise year-round, and there's a noticeable spike in attendance from the last week of December to the first week of January.  Those numbers always plummet 3 weeks into January. 

Being healthy is not only reasonable, it's rational.  We only get one body on this side of Heaven, so it's in our best interest to take care of it.  Unfortunately, I feel many of these resolutions are ill-planned, and that's why they fade.  I'm not here to tell you the magic diet or workout that everyone should do in January.  That's nonsense, and in fact, if you hear about any 2-week weight loss programs, I recommend you run in the opposite direction.  My only suggestions for resolving to get into shape are as follows:
  1. Be specific.  You want to lose weight - how much?  You want to get more muscle - what do you want to bench?  You want to run faster - what do you want your 40 yard dash to be?  Be specific, but be realistic too.  And give yourself time, which leads me to...
  2. Develop good habits.  Even when crash diets achieve their claim of dropping x-amount of weight in x-amount of time, they don't last long because they ask people to do things they can't keep up over the long haul.  So I wouldn't set a 2-week goal, but a year-long goal, with maybe a few benchmarks along the way.  The point is when you hit your goal, you want to maintain it as well.
So, if you're ashamed of yourself because you ate one too many hot dogs this weekend, it's not too late to start asking what reasonable steps you can take to move in the right direction.

Financial


If there's one color everyone seems to love, it's the color green.  If we're honest with ourselves, there's never really enough.  While I'm not advocating a "Keeping up with the Joneses" mentality, I do think this is an area worth cultivating some wisdom.  We all have bills to pay, and we should have assets set aside, both for the short and long term.

How have you been doing this year financially?  Do you feel like you have all your needs met with some buffer room to spare, or do you feel like you're trying to just keep yourself afloat?  Either way, a self-audit is not a bad idea, regardless of time of year.  What are your spending habits? What are some unfavorable circumstances you keep finding yourself getting into?

Everyone's financial scenario is different, so we all can't have the same goals.  But here are some broad principles to consider when making your fiscal resolutions:

  1. What's my budget?  If you don't have a monthly budget, now's a good time to start.  As I said before, it will vary for each person, but it's something we can all do.  Already budgeting?  Look at the monthly budget - notice any trends you can modify?
  2. What's my debt?  We love the line on a bill that says "minimum amount due."  "What's the least I have to pay on this debt so I can have more fun now?"  May I challenge you to do the opposite - pay the max?  Not pay the balance in full (that would be crazy), but "what's the most I can pay ahead on this loan where I'll still have my daily needs met?"
  3. What can I save?  Is it about time for a new car?  Are you looking to make that leap from apartment to home living?  Even on a more mundane scale, what's that one appliance you want that seems just about $100 out of reach every time you look at it?  Start setting aside money each month and lay out a timeline of when you'll have enough to go after that item.
  4. What can I give (probably should have been first)?  For the Christian, are you doing your part in supporting your home church?  For those who may not be as definitive in their faith at this point in their lives (more on that later), do you really need every penny you get?  Let's lay faith aside for a moment and let me ask you - can you think of one charity you could give at least $10 a month to?
Money is one of those things that seems to be here one moment, gone the next.  Making good fiscal resolutions can help prepare for those moments when it seems to be gone.

Faith



What we believe defines who we are.  Whether we realize it or not, our beliefs affect our habits.  The two areas mentioned above, health and finances, especially can be altered significantly by what we believe.  Have you ever given much thought to what you believe?

If you know me or read this blog in the past, you'll know that my faith means the Christian faith.  If you are a Christian reading this (everyone else just bear with me a moment), then I encourage you to take a spiritual inventory and pray about where God wants you to grow.  None of us are perfect (and if you think you are, you need that prayer more than you think!), but we are the work of God and continually in progress.  Did you ever wonder why we weren't just snatched up to Heaven the moment we came to Christ?  God has work to do both in and through us in this life, and "will carry it on to completion until the day of Christ Jesus" (Philippians 1:6).  In other words, we don't stop growing, so don't get complacent!

Maybe you're reading this and aren't really sure what you believe (see, I promised I'd get back to you!).  There might have been a lot of confusing, intimidating language in the paragraph above.  That's OK.  That's not for you to worry about at this point in time.  I encourage you to resolve to start asking some more questions about who God is.  Who is Jesus to you?  And think about the implications - if the Bible is true, what does that mean for you and everyone else?  I can tell you what I think you should believe, and you can probably even guess what that is.  But I can't make that decision for you. Let this 4th of July weekend be the beginning of your search for defining what you believe.  And you can just start by asking thoughtful questions.

Until January....


You may have just read some things you liked, and maybe some others you didn't care for.  Let's agree to do this - rather than make a half-hearted resolution at some party on December 31, let's make a thoughtful resolution today.  That way, when New Years rolls around, we're already well on our way to an improved lifestyle.  And then we can just kick back and enjoy the countdown to midnight.